Catholicism: one God with three manifestations; fun allowed if you confess; pray in special place once a week; lots of candles and incense.
Protestantism: ditto (but fewer candles); fun allowed if you feel guilty; pray every day.
Calvinism: ditto, but no candles, no fun and feel guilty anyway; pray constantly.
Anglicanism: up to you, really (candles optional); pray at harvest festival, weddings.
Islam: one God, one Prophet; pray four times a day.
Paganism: lots of Gods, lots of fun, lots of candles and incense; pray in wooded place.
Hinduism: lots of Gods, lots of fun; but know your place.
Buddhism: ‘God’? ‘Fun’? ‘Place’?
Taoism: more Luck than Judgement.
Scientology: more Money than Sense.
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