Shall I compare thee to an iPad 3?

Thou art less awesome and thine apps don’t rate.

Fair art thou now, yet fair from fair shall flee,

And soon thou shalt embrace thy mortal fate.

But iPad’s mint good looks shall never fade,

And yet more functions Apple shall bestow:

Amazing software, retina displayed

Shall e’er amuse me, when thy wiles shall slow.

iTunes, iPhoto: thanks to Jobs above.

Dost think that thou with Angry Birds compare?

My iPad 3 – my joy, my life, my love!

Eternal loyalty to it I’ll swear:

  So long as I can breathe, I’ll love it more,

  At least until they ship my iPad 4.